The most amazing show of the Fall 08 Couture season is easily the one designed and presented by Christian Lacroix. Over the top, other-worldly, and off the charts – this show is everything we want from the fantasy world of fashion couture.

The first look – sent out on Vlada – a gorgeously embellished black breast-piece paired with a white ruffled tulle skirt, is slightly reminiscent of Proenza Schouler Spring 08, and indeed set the mood for the lavish show to follow. Crystal-laced brocade, matador jackets, beautiful lace skirts paired with lace tights, and even red and pink prints contrasted with one another never looked so perfect.

Everything about this collection is beautiful, but couture is like Murakami (which I finally saw over at the Brooklyn Museum on Saturday) and should be appreciated first in full, and then through the details. The deeply decadent dark rainbow of gowns were especially breathtaking, but what really makes this show such a show are the delicate lace masks, pieced-out mohawks, folded velvet and satin ribbons, feathered collars, delicately beaded purses, beyond-expert draping, and so much more.

Edwardian at times and pure fantasy, this is the kind of show that makes me want to burn all of my tanks and jeans.

Z asked if I know anyone who actually wears couture and the answer, of course, is no. Couture runs something like $100,000 a piece and no ‘real’ people spend that kind of money on a single piece of clothing – although, if one day I happen to miraculously become the daughter of the Sultan of Brunei, worth $22 billion according to Forbes, I promise to support Mr. Lacroix excessively.

Also noteworthy about this show, audience members Helen Mirren and Janet Jackson. Sort of an interesting crowd, no?